Dodge This! is the second episode of season one, Total Drama Island.
Chris: Last time on total drama, we jumped off a cliff to advance to the next round! But it was Beardo who didn't jump that was eliminated. Who will be eliminated next? Who will win the challenge? Find out all that and more, right now on, TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
Chris: Alright guys, meet me at the gym in one hour.
Cody: My bro Owen and my bro Noah have to be in an alliance with me or else I could be going down.
Noah: We are at a disadvantage. I mean please: 6-7. C'mon, I know we can do better. After all, the game is just beginning...
At the Gym
Chris: You second challenge is a dodge ball game. The team that wins the game wins immunity!
Ella: I hope I'm safe if my team loses.
Sugar: *Hits Ella*
Ella: (Yells) Sugar! You are a huge B****!
Ella: It's so funny that everyone thinks I'm a little princess, but I'm not! I'm really mean and the main antagonist of the season! Mwa- ha-ha!
Dakota: *Hits Sugar*
30 Minutes Later
Chris: It's down to Owen, LeShawna, and Geoff vs. Shawn.
Shawn: *Hits Geoff and LeShawna*
Chris: Owen vs. Shawn
Owen: *Throws Powerball at Shawn.
Chris: The Screaming Gophers win again! Meet me at the elimination ceremony in an hour!
Ella: Hey Heather, alliance?
Heather: No way!
Ella: She doesn't know what's coming her way...
Cody: Elimination again? Come on! But I have to vote my boy Noah...
At the Elimination Ceremony
Chris: The first marshmallow goes to Cody!
Cody: *Catches Marshmallow*
B: *Catches Marshmallow*
Sugar: *Catches Marshmallow*
Scott: *Catches Marshmallow*
Chris: The final marshmallow goes to...
Noah: *Catches marshmallow*
Chris: That means Shawn is eliminated.
Shawn: Bye guys...
Chris: See you next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!